Vanderbilt in Hooverville Game 2 vs. The Gainesville Jorts
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Down 4-1 after 5 innings, things weren’t looking great in Hooverville for Corbs and The Diamond Dores. The bats and a beefed up Alex Kranzler were not ready to go home, however, and a 4 run 6th followed by a 3 run 8th powered us to an 8-5 win over The Wedding Jerseys.
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This makes us 15-16 in conference, drops The Wedding Jerseys to 13-18 in conference… and might just have inflated our bubble and popped Chuck Mangione’s, despite a bunch of uncritical-thinking RPI-essentialists saying otherwise.
Today, we play The Gainesville Jorts. We won’t have The Spice or The Beefy Kranz, but we will have everybody else. The Jorts got a bye yesterday, so those Never-Nudes will have dozens of Jorts arms. Dozens!
Sure, the Jorts average north of 7 runs per game and will have their Ace on the mound, but does Jimmy have fear? A thousand times no! Our equipment manager ate his damned General Tsao’s and the boys know they’re fighting for their postseason lives. A win today puts us firmly on the bubble. A third win, and they’ll write us in the field of 64 with a Sharpie.
The road to the postseason continues today. Gas up your damned jalopies and get The Minstrel his first damned win of the season. To do so, he’ll have to depose a tyrant…
On the Mound
Wednesday @ 1:00pm on SEC Network
Vanderbilt #46 Fr. RHP Tyler “The Minstrel” Baird (0-5; 4.81 ERA; 10.26 K/9)vs. Jorts #47 So. RHP Aiden “The Tyrant” King (8-2; 2.50 ERA; 9.53 K/9)The Lineup
*Will update when posted.
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